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Please don't go...
Yang: Steve, I feel suffocated by your advancesBallmer: Come on baby, you didn't say that the other day when...
Yang: shhh, I told you not to bring that up!
Ballmer: Come on baby, give me some!
Yang: No!
Ballmer: (Throws chair) damnit, I can't take you blue-balling me anymore! I am out of this chicken-shit outfit...
Yang: Come on Ballmer, I was just playing.
Ballmer: Too late baby-girl, I'm walking away... it's not you, it's me...
**Ballmer makes a call to Gates. **
Ballmer: Boss?
Gates: Yes, is it done?
Ballmer: Yes boss, they took the bait, we got 'em!
Gates: (in the voice of Darth Sidious) Goooooood, goooooooodd...
Hence forth you will be known as Darth Ballmer, the force is strooong with you...
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