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State Department says 400 stray laptops turned up

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State Department (of denial)

State Department issues a press conference and it goes like this:

Ladies and Gentlemen of the press and Citizens of the United States of America. We have suffered another loss at the hands of Al-Qaeda. Foreign terrorists on American soil launched an attack on 400 laptops and took them for ransom...

(A young man with an impreccable suit walks up to the podium and whispers something in the ear of the State Departments spokesperson)

Ladies and gentlemen, I just recieved break-through news, the cleaning crew found the laptops safe and sound in the basement...

Reporter: does this mean theres an attitude change in Al-Qaeda towards the West?
posted by : Eric P., 08 May 2008

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