WHY BEAT ABOUT THE BUSH?

Here's paper that does exactly what it says on the tin.

Far, far away, in the land of healthy kimchi and pretty, plastic girls and boys who (all) drink non stop, there it was. On a crowded metro train, right in the middle of Seoul, the gigantic capital of South Korea which boasts more population than the whole of Holland.

The name says it all: Highly Reliable Times.

While in Korea, some things tend to be overpromised and underdelivered, this wasn't the case here - delivered to you free, right in the train compartment to read standing during long rides.

Even the IT focus is clear: see that kimchi-flavored Windoze Vi$ta, with a cute girl in there on a video? Kimchi is good against viruses, and since Vista can be considered a huge virus, make sure you eat some when doing the Vi$ta.

Ah, just look at the publisher's name in the top right corner. Highly Reliable Microsoft. Now there's a thing. µ